{"id":3892,"date":"2012-12-14T12:03:52","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T17:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cheeseloverca.wordpress.com\/?p=3892"},"modified":"2012-12-14T12:03:52","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T17:03:52","slug":"youre-becoming-a-true-caseophile-when-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cheeselover.ca\/index.php\/2012\/12\/14\/youre-becoming-a-true-caseophile-when-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You\u2019re becoming a true caseophile when . . . Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Vacherin Mont d’Or: The true meaning of Christmas?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

By Perry Manti<\/p>\n

You know you\u2019re becoming a true caseophile when . . .
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. . . on your next vacation to London, you plan on ditching your wife at the British Museum while you check Neal\u2019s Yard Dairy.<\/p>\n

. . . your Grade Four students are more familiar with Avonlea Cheddar than with Anne of Green Gables.<\/p>\n

. . . your students can\u2019t find Istanbul on a map, but they know exactly where Epoisses comes from.<\/p>\n

. . . at staff meetings, your teaching colleagues are far more interested in the cheese boards you bring than what the Principal has to say.<\/p>\n

. . . if given a choice between a kilogram of Beaufort and a date with Halle Barry, you\u2019d definitely go for the cheese.<\/p>\n

. . . for you, the true meaning of Christmas involves Vacherin Mont d\u2019Or.<\/p>\n

. . . on Christmas morning, your spouse has to explain to you that buttons of Crottin de Chavignol do not make good stocking stuffers.<\/p>\n

. . . the screen saver on your computer is a picture of a cheese cart.<\/p>\n

. . . you realize that 90% of the time, the person working behind the cheese counter knows less about cheese than you do.<\/p>\n

. . .\u00a0 you suffered serious emotional trauma when Fifth Town shut down production.<\/p>\n

Perry Manti, a teacher by profession, was in the first graduating class of the Professional Fromager program<\/a> at George Brown College in Toronto.<\/em> His first humorous essay on the meaning of being a caseophile<\/a> appeared on CheeseLover.ca last week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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